Month: April 2019

  • Watch in awe as Carl Jenkinson thrashes Shkodran Mustafi and Laurent Koscielny in Arsenal skills test

    Shkodran Mustafi is a World Cup winner. has been Arsenal's best defender for years. There is a very good reason these two are Arsenal's first choice centre-backs. Carl Jenkinson, on the other hand, is the guy who hasn't played for this year and happily posed for THIS picture in his bedroom: Bear all that in mind when you watch the clip at the top of the page - the clip which shows Jenkinson absolutely battering Mustafi and Koscielny in a skills challenge. The task is a slightly unusual one, granted. The Citroën C1 Airscape Challenge involves stunt driver Paul Swift driving a C1 Airscape on two wheels… and the three Arsenal defende.After an impressive pre-season, the former Ajax ace has slowed since the start of the season but he's promised that more is to come."I'm new to the team and I've started in all the three games even though we've a lot of midfielders," he said."But I rs seeing how many times they ch their Manchester City counterparts over Mikel Arteta becoming the next Gunners boss, but there is still no agreement in place, reports BBC News.Arteta has said his farewells to City staff, with the expectation being that he will be unveiled on Fridan fire a ball through the sunroof. As you can see in thecontent_img video, Mustfi has a stinker. He doesn't hit the target once. Koscielny doesn't do much better, managing a score of two. But Jenkinson? He manages to cooly slot home four times, making him the clear winner. No doubt 'The Corporal' (as Jenkinson is sometimes known) will be keen to make sure Arsene Wenger sees the clip…
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  • Arsenal’s Manchester City transfer target Hector Bellerin signs SIX year contract worth £30million

    Hector Bellerin has signed a £30million SIX-YEAR deal to make him one of ’s top earners. has put pen to paper on a deal worth in excess of £100,000-a-week which will net him more than £30m with bonuses and add-ons. It is a huge boost for the Gunners, who fended off interest in thcontent_imge 21-year-old Spaniard as well . City boss Pep Guardiola was desperate to get Bellerin and was hoping their shared Barca connections would help, but he has now committed himself to the Londoners. that d coach Zinedine Zidane has the backing of his players over his pursuit of Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba.Despite the market closing on Monday, Zidane remains determined to bring his fellow Frenchman to Madrid - even as early as January.ThatArsene Wenger’s side were making an offer, and it is understood Bellerin was so keen that a deal was agreed within four days. Arsenal will now look to tie down midfielder and forward on similar long-term o Madrid fans.The defender will leave at the end of the season and addressed the home support after their 1-1 draw with Sevilla on Sunday."Thanks everyone for giving me this day that I'll never forget," Godin said as he addressed the crowd with a micdeals. Ozil, 28, and 27-year-old Sanchez are into the final two years of their contracts, and talks have begun on both. Wenger is hopeful Ozil will sign and it is understood they are close on a contract with the German wanting close to £200,000-a-week on a five-year deal. Sanchez has also held talks, but it is believed he wants a buy-out clause included in any new agreement. Wenger’s own deal expires next summer, but the deal with Bellerin and the potential for tying down Ozil suggests the Frenchman is looking beyond that — Arsenal are likely to hand him a two-year extension.
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  • Former Liverpool defender Daniel Agger retires at the age of 31 declaring “I’m proud of my career”

    Former defender has announced the end of his playing career, at the age of 31. Agger spent eight years at Anfield, joining from Brondby for £6million in 2006. Twice named Danish Footballer of the Year, signing a two-year tnered up to share knowledge and learnings, as well as to explore business interests together, reports, /.The collaboration for the 2019/20 season, which has an option to extend, will focus on the technical, marketing and commercial sides of the two deal, having accepted a pay cut to return to his boyhood club. Afgger took to Twitter to confirm the news on Thursday morning. “It’s sad, but it is the right decision to stop. I’m proud of my career,” he posted on thecontent_img social media site. The left-footed centre-back made 232 appearances for the Reds, scoring 14 goals and winning the League Cup in 2012. He was also part of the side that reached the 2007 Champions League final - during his debut season at Anfield - but who lost 2-1 to AC Milan in the final. However, injuries, most notably a back problem, hindered his time on Merseyside and in 2014 - - he made just 44 appearances for the Danish side. He made his fe prospect of beginning their Europa League campaign without influential full-back Matt Doherty.Doherty has been left out of the travelling squad for the club's tour to China after picking up a knee injury.It's understood Doherty has suffered a smallinal career appearance in Brondby's Superliga defeat to Sonderjyske on May 29, handed a standing ovation by supporters when substituted in the 91st minute. Agger also made 75 appearances for his country, scoring 12 goals, featuring at both the 2010 World Cup and the 2012 European Championships.
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  • Arsene Wenger calls on Arsenal stars to ‘unite the fans’ with big performance at Middlesbrough

    has urged his stars to put the club’s turmoil aside and to win back the fans after last Monday night’s surrender at Crystal Palace. The Gunners go to seventh in the Premier League, ten points behind fourth-placed Manchester City with only two games in hand. Supporters remain angry that Wenger is set to pen a new two-year deal having presided over the club’s backward momentum. Star forward is set to quit this summer with just a year left on his contract. Fans vented their fury mpard's side will host the Germans in West London on Tuesday for the first leg of their Champions League lacontent_imgst-16 tie.And three-time Champions League winner Kovacic believes the Blues are more than capable of causing an upset."Bayern has a whole squadat Selhurst Park last week, calling for Wenger to go and rounding on the players. The Arsenal boss has responded by calling on his stars to man up and make amends at the Riverside Stadium tonight. He said: “The fans want to be behind the team and the way we respond on the football pitch will decide the attitude of the fans. “The fans love the club. It’s a good period to be united and not divided. Historically Arsenal has been about that.” captain on the night in south London, was criticised for his honest admission that the Palace players showed more desire in their 3-0 win. Defender was slammed by the travelling fans as he tried to applaud them afterwards. Wenger defended the Spanish right-back - who suffered an ankle injury earlier this season - as he urged fans to show unity through one of the toughest periods of his reign. He said: “One of our values is to be together. There’s no better period off the season than to show it now. “Hector is a guy who is genuinely Arsenal and wants to do well. He is ready to play with pain and I think it is yes. He has not come back to his level since he has been injured. “I think [he has been feeling the ankle] for a while yes. It has completely healed. There has been no surgery as he is completely clear. But you get bad habits and you forget that your job first is to defend and win challenges because you protect yourself a little bit. “Then you realise you have to come back and I think now he is trying to focus on again what is important, to defen striker Erling Haaland - without involving his agent Mino Raiola.The Daily Mail says United tried to bypass Raiola and attempted to strike a deal instead with the forward's father Alf Inge Haaland.The attempt failed, and Haaland instead signed for Bd well and after he can give us that extra bit that is important as well. “I agree that for a while he was not the Hector Bellerin we had seen at the start of the season.” Wenger has expressed concern that Bellerin could be called up for this summer’s Under-21 European Championships with But admitted he could be powerless to prevent the right-back going. He said: “It’s not ideal after a long season. He should have a rest and prepare for next season. The Spanish players love to play for their country and I think he will go as he loves to play for Spain.” After the loss to Palace, are Arsenal going to finish in the top four?1000+ VOTES SO FAR
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  • Mario Balotelli celebrates new Nice contract by pinging in perfect free-kick in pre-season friendly

    unleashed his inner David Beckham as he marked the start of the new season with a sweet free kick. The former flop curled over the wall and into the bottom left corner from 20-yards during a pre-season friendly. The strike handed the lead in a warm-up clash with Swiss side Servette as they won 3-1. Balotelli also smashed a long range effort onto the bar - with the keeper struggling to see the ball through smoke because of a fan's flair. on his Nice contract. The Italian netted 17 timefan of Chris Wilder's Sheffield United.Tthe Argentine admitted his opposite number's side will prove a stern test of Spurs' credentials."It is going to be very difficult," Pochettino said. "They work so hard, what impressed me the most is their belies in his debut season in Ligue 26-year-old defender has yet to score for United since his £80million move to Old Trafford in the summer and was annoyed with himself for missing a good chance to equalise in last week's defeat at West Ham."I see myself as a threat," Maguire told U1 - as he helped the side finish third in the league and qualify for the a Champions League. Balotelli finally ended his Reds horror stint last summer when content_imghe was allowed to switch for free. Will Mario Balotelli ever win a Ballon d'Or?1000+ VOTES SO FAR
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  • Didier Drogba reveals who was the unlikely tactical mastermind behind Chelsea’s Champions League triumph

    Didier Drogba has revealed the unlikely tactical mastermind behind 2012 Champions League win. The Blues landed their first - and so far only - European Cup when they defeated Bayern Munich on penalties in the final, but ocontent_imgnly after they had survived a second-half Barcelona onslaught at the Nou Camp in the semi-final. But their inspiration behind the remarkable rearguard action was not manager Roberto Di Matteo, nor red-carded skipper John Terry who had been sent off in tas signed a new "long-term" contract with Women's Super League champions Arsenal, reports BBC Sport.The 24-year-old has scored 32 goals in 76 appearances for the London club since arriving from Sunderland in January 2017.Mead, capped 25 times for Enghe first-half, but full-bed U23 coach Dmitri Halajko was delighted with their Premier League International Cup win over Valencia B.Nathan Holland scored the only goal of the game.U18s regular Harrison Ashby joined 15-year-old Jamal Baptiste and 17-year-old Keenan Appiah-Forsack . says that the aging Blues squad in 2012 worked on a management by committee basis and it was the Portuguese defender who stepped up at half-time in Spain. "The players really stepped up to take responsibility," Drogba has written in his new autobiography which is being . "The manager was telling Branislav Ivanovic to play centre back but Jose Bosingwa said, "No, no, I will play centre back", and carried on to say where he thought others should play. ""I don't care", I remember saying. "I can play left back if necessary. We don't need a striker. I'll play striker and left back, whatever it takes"." Camped in their box for the overwhelming majority of the second-half, the Di Matteo's side were able to repel the Catalans, with a late Fernando Torres goal on the counter in stoppage time sealing a 3-2 aggregate win and booking their place in the final against Bayern. Perhaps the struggling Blues have the wrong Jose in charge of their team this season. Would Jose Bosingwa do a better job than Jose Mourinho at Chelsea?500+ VOTES SO FAR
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  • Stoke’s Geoff Cameron cleared to face Liverpool in Capital One Cup semi-final

    Geoff Cameron has been cleared to face tomorrow night in the Capital One Cup semis after winning his appeal against his red card. Cameron's dismissal for violent conduct duringcontent_img defeat to West Brom on Saturday has been overturned by an independent regulatory commission. The USA international was sent off for grabbing West Brom's Claudio
 Yacob by the back of the neck and boss Mark Hughes was adamant it was
harsh. Gueye.The midfielder has been outstanding since his arrival from Everton.Motta told Canal Football Club: "He is not my successor. I think he's a very good player, he just has to be himself and he can give Marco Verratti this support, give him a littHughes is pleased Cameron is available to play against Liverpool at
the Britannia. "I think we had a good case," said the Potters boss. "That's the key
 to iManchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer insists they can attract the world's best talent - even without Champions League football.Solskjaer said he does not believe players will be put off from joining United if they cannot offer European football at the highest level next season.“The Champions League gives the club more resources, more money, that's one thing," said Solskjaer."It's a prestigious tournament to be in, of course."But doing as well as we can, and if we play well the rest of the season, and players that we might want are impressed by that, it might be easier to convince them to come here."But I don't think one season - this season is the Europa League - if next season is with or without the Champions League, I wouldn't say that's the be-all and end-all for a player to sign for us."t. It wasn't a frivolous one. We were justified to question the
 decision."
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  • Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho ‘BANS BANTER’ as Blues bid to rectify disastrous early-season form

    have reportedly banned banter in a bid to rectify their disastrous form. The reigning champions are 11 points shy of leaders Manchester City after just five games of the Premier League season. And Chelsea boss does not want to see his players joking until the form turns around. The Blues have won only one game this season, away to West Brom, but even then they conceded twice. Saturday's 3-1 defeat by Everton was the final straw for Mourinho. And The Telegraph say he has banned all banter until his team starts winning. In pictures - Everton 3-1 Chelsea: Meanwhile, the club have also denied that a bust-up between Chelsea will now turn their attention solely to hard work on the training ground as they put in he graft to save their season. Mourinho's job position could come into question if his side fail to beat Maccabi Tel-Aviv on Wednesday night, in what is seen as their easiest Champions League group stage game. The Portuguese is expected to change his line-up for the game with the Israeli side at Stamford Bridger City!The former Manchester United attacker has revealed in his new book, 'Heart of a Lion', the six clubs he sees himself moving to "this summer".United's Premier League rivals Chelsea and Manchester City were named, as was one of Lyon's Ligue 1 re, with Oscar, Willian, Radamel Falcao and Loic Remy all in-line to get a chance. But if the Blues were hoping to get an easy ride from former player and Tel Aviv boscontent_imgs Slavisa Jokanovic, thenstar Darren Anderton admits he's a fan of PSG midfielder Adrien Rabiot.Anderton sees Rabiot as a good replacement for unsettled star Christian Eriksen."Rabiot would be a fantastic addition to the Tottenham team, but he is going to have his pick of mo they're mistaken. "My interests are now with a different side and I will try to hurt them more and damage them in this moment," Jokanovic told the Evening Standard. "I am trying to push myself, I am concentrating on this game and looking to demonstrate what I can do for Maccabi." Will Jose Mourinho last the season at Chelsea?9000+ VOTES SO FAR
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  • Swansea chairman Huw Jenkins reads riot act to squad after firing their manager Garry Monk

    Swansea chairman Huw Jenkins read er lasted just 85 days as Inter boss in 2016.“I work for a very young club: there are no former Presidents or directors with much influence here," the Atlanta United boss told De Telegraaf.“At Inter, a player's agent came up to me once and told mthe riot act to his squad before sending them off to . Jenkins demanded an improvement in standards from his ­shell-shocked troops. The 52-year-old reluctantly sacked boss in midweek after a run of just one win in 11 Premier League games. And in an address to the Swans squad ahead of their daunting , he is ­understood to have told the players they must accept part of the blame for the departure of Monk after over a decade at the club as first a player, then manager. Jenkins also warned they are playing for their futures at the Liberty Stadium with the winter transfer windcontent_imgow rapidly approaching and the appointment of a new manager expected early next week. Club legend Alan Curtis has been placed in caretaker charge and echoed Jenkins’ views by admitting those left at the Welsh club are fully aware of their role in Monk’s ­downfall. Former striker Curtis, who scored 95 goals in 359 league appearances for , said: “We all feel – staff and players – that we have let Garry down and we want to go a small way to ­rectifying that at City. "Some may say it is too late because Garry has already gone, but we also have a massive duty to the club and supporters. “They have not been through many difficult periods over the last 10 years, but we want to rectify this one as soon as possible.” Jenkins is still narrowing down a shortlist of managerial contenders, and is expected to weigh up his options over the ­weekend before making a formal offer. But it is understood former ­Sunderland boss Gus Poyet and legendary Arsenal striker Dennis ­Bergkamp have ­indicated their interest in the post after being sounded out. Were Swansea right to Skriniar feels they're improving under coach Antonio Conte.Victory on penalties for Inter against PSG marked their final friendly in Asia. Skriniar commented afterwards: "It was a tough match but we put in a good performance. "We had more chances th sack Garry Monk?3000+ VOTES SO FAR
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  • Louis van Gaal fears “very nasty player” Jamie Vardy will become a record breaker against Man United

    Louis van Gaal fears “nasty” will come back to haunt again as the Leicester striker seeks a record-breaking 11th straight Premier League goal. Vardy can create history if he can find the net against United at the King Power Stadium tomorrow. The England striker won a penalty and scored in a game in which United led 3-1. erner's 'come and get me' plea this past fortnight.The RB Leipzig striker has twice spoken openly about joining Liverpool in recent days.Asked about the 23-year-old's comments, Klopp told Sky Sports: “It's like always, we have nothing to say about Asked about Vardy, Van Gaal said: “He was already last season a very nasty player for us. “I remember Vardy in that game, so I don't want to remember that game especially, because of the result but also the way we lost wasn't good. “Vardy scored, won a penalty, and now he is scoring 10 games in a row. “I only know Dennis Bergkamp, as a player with me, who did the same with Ajax. It's not so easy to do that. “That game [against Leicester], I said also in the press conference after, we lost because the referee gave a penalty, against Rafael, I remember that very well. “In my opinion, he [the ref] changed the match, but of course it was still 3-2 then, so you cannot blame the ref you have to blame yourself, but it was the return of Leicester in that game.” Van Gaal admitted he is desperate to please United fans, who expressed their discontent after their team's 0-0 Champions League home draw with PSV on Wednesday, with boos greeting the final whistle. “Of course [you want to please the fans] because the fans have to be happy,” said Van Gaal. “You are playing for the fans, so you cannot deny that. “But also you have to see how our opponents are playing against us, and when you see how they play, you know the difficulty of organising against that type of opponent. “We are still not lucky in finishing the chances. We are creating chances, and when we are not creating, then maybe I am worried. But we are not giving much away. That is why we are second in the league and second in our Champions League group. “I think that our defensive organisation is normally the best part of our game and, after that match against Leicester, we are proving that we have very good defensive organisation and we have proved that this season more than ever.” On Leicester's chances of staying near the top and challenging for the title, Van Gaal said: “Normally this kind of club can be a long time competing, but at the end it i Iheanacho. The forward has failed to score in eight months and has been left out of the Nigeria squad for the upcoming African Cup of Nations.However, Gernot Rohr has explained his decision to the striker and revealed to the Leicestershire Mercury ts more difficult. “But in England, because of the quacontent_imglity of the teams, because very team has the money to buy players, and they have bought players, the difference in the level between Premier League clubs is not so high.” Are Manchester United boring under Louis van Gaal?3000+ VOTES SO FAR
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  • Monday Night Football team of the season: Who makes Jamie Carragher and Thierry Henry’s XI?

    Jamie Carragher and Thierry Henry have revealed their team of the season so far. The duo were in the Sky Sports studio for , which saw the Gunners run out 2-1 winners. Theo Walcott and Olivier Giroud were on target for Arsene Wenger's men as they proved their title credentials in the final Premier League game before Christmas. And to mark the occasion, and Monday Night Football guest Henry selected their favoured line-ups. While there were seven positions both agreed on, there was still plenty up for debate. trio Hector Belf they can overturn their transfer ban.Chelsea remain hopeful of having their two-window FIFA transfer ban frozen while appealing to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS), so are pushing ahead with tentative recruitment plans.And Stamford Bridge blerin, Nacho says the club is right to avoid the battle for Ajax defender Matthijs de Ligt.The centre-back's financial demands are proving too much for the Reds.And Aldridge wrote for the Sunday World: “While I said in last week's Sunday World that a deal to siMonreal and Mesut Ozil were joined by high-flying Leicester stars Jamie Vardy, Riyad Mahrez and N'Golo Kante in tcontent_imghe line-up. Also selected was Tottenham's Toby Alderweireld - with Sky Sports viewers given the chance to vote for the remaining positions. Stoke's Jack Butland pipped David De Gea to the goalkeeper position, while Chris Smalling got the nod ahead of Laurent Koscielny in central defence. There was a call-up for Everton's Ross Barkley in midfield ahead of Santi Cazorla while Alexis Sanchez was voted in favour of Dimitri Payet, leaving Carragher stunned. "That is a joke! Who is voting for that? "How is he in there, Sanchez? I love him, he's brilliant but this season? "I think Payet was brilliant at the start of the season. The impact he had - at Anfield, at the Emirates he was outstanding." Do YOU agree with the MNF Team of the Season?1000+ VOTES SO FAR
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  • Game of Thrones star creates epic FA Cup video to capture the magic of the competition through the eyes of the fans

    You've heard about the magic of the but now is your chance to see it. star Raleigh Ritch team from Standard Liege in the summer, for a reported fee of €6m euros.Aston Villa were said to be interested in a move for the DR Congo international.Fanatik says Wolves and Premier League rivals West Ham United are now eyeing a January deal forie has created a crowd-sourced film, entitled #CupStory, consisting purely of clips shared on social media. The video, which you can watch above, follows fans during the twists and turns of the journey from the first round to the final of this season's competition. Sutton United, Lincoln City and Arsenal were among the big stories this year, and the clip captures their journeys through the eyes of their fans. tart in Sunday's 1-0 win over Newcastle United.The inclusions of Nelson and Willock meant it was the first time Arsenal had named two English teenagers in their starting XI for a Premier League game for the first time since February 1998.And Emery sa Featured in the video are supporters from all over the world, waking up at every hour, to travel to games in cars, trains and planes. How to watch all Game of Thrones seasons You experience their sheer jubilation when results go their way, and of course, witness the heartbreak felt by fans when their team is knocked out of the oldest cup competition in world football. The FA commissioned Ritchie, who plays Grey Worm in Game of Thrones, to create the film with a clear brief to demonstrate that every game in The FA Cup truly is an adventure. The Game of Thrones star, musician and up-and-coming director, said: "The Emirates FA Cup icontent_imgs a special tournament for the fans. "We had some amazing stories on the pitch this year from the likes of Sutton United and Lincoln City, but the fan story is often left untold. "I'm thrilled that we are able to share a film with the world that showcases that fans make The Emirates FA Cup the greatest cup competition in the world." Who was your FA Cup Final man of the match at Wembley?1000+ VOTES SO FAR
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  • Laurent Koscielny cleared to play for Arsenal vs Chelsea in Community Shield despite domestic suspension

    star will be available for Arsene oach Quique Setien is delighted with the response of the players to his methods.Barca go to Valencia on Saturday for Setien's third game in charge."No, I don't have the feeling we're a long way from the idea we have," he said. "I said after the (CopaWenger in Sunday's Community Shield against Tcontent_imghe French centre-back was given his marching orders in the final game of the Premier League campaign vs Everton, leading to a three-game ban. While the 31-year-old served the first game of that suspension against the Blues in the FA Cup final, two more will carry over to this season. The Community Shield was thought to count as one of those, but the FA have confirmed that they consider the game to be a friendly, meaning Koscielny will be free to play. While Wenger will be delighted to have Koscielny available, it will mean he is unavailable for both the season opener against Leicester and the trip to Stoke a week later. The same rule will therefore apply for Chelsea and Victor Moses, meaning Antonio Conte is free to use the Nigerian on Sunday, but will deprived of his right wing-back against Burnley. Moses was given his marching orders at Wembster United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer says his players all have a clean slate.Solskjaer, however, says they must fight every day to show they want to be part of the project."The players have a chance every day to prove you should be part of this exciley in the FA Cup final last season, but also started in the pre-season friendly last month, with the Blues winning 3-0. Conte may well be tempted to select Willian, Cesar Azpilicueta or Antonio Rudiger in that role to experiment before the clash with the Clarets on August 12. Who will win the Community Shield?13000+ VOTES SO FAR
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  • David James reveals why Liverpool won’t win Premier League – ‘They’re too front-loaded and neglect defence’

    Liverpool will not win the this season because they are neglecting their defensive responsibilities. That's the opinion of who criticised the gung-ho approach of his former side for conceding far too many goals. The 46-year-old praised the ability of men going forward, but claimed scoring goals has never been a problem for the Anfield team. Their inability to keep clean sheets however, is hurting the side, who have won just once in their last seven games in all competitions. "The problem I have with Liverpool over the last five or six years is that they will score lots of goals, but they will also concede lots of goals," says James. "It's not the way to win a league by having to score four goals because you've conceded three or having to score three goals because you conceded two." The former shot-stopper, who is now a BT Sport pundit, picked out the Swansea game - which Liverpool lost 3-2 - as a prime example of the te season start of Chelsea captain Cesar Azpilicueta.For the 1-1 draw with Leicester City,rt-term signing this month.The Manchester Evening News says United are open to a short-term signing in the January transfer window but Solskjaer insists any addition needs to have a long-term purpose.United are exploring options to reinforce their sq Mason Mount gave the them an early lead at Stamford Bridge but some poor marking from Azpilicueta allowed Wilfred Ndidi to steal in and score a header from a coram conceding sloppy goals. James was talking at a launch event this week for the tournament, to be held at the O2 Arena in London in July. Star Sixes is a new international six-a-side tournament to be held at venues around the world, starting at the O2 this summer. Players content_imgfrom 12 countries will take part, and stars such as Steven Gerrard, Michael Ballack and Roberto Carlos will be competing against each other. Will Liverpool win a trophy this season?2000+ VOTES SO FAR
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  • Raheem Sterling’s Day Off! The new film coming to a cinema near you

    LOVES a sick day. Liverpool's in-demand youngster has now been off work for two days, . We've no idea how the 20 year-old is currently feeling or just . However, for some reason, we cannot stop imagining Raheem starring in his own spin-off version of Ferris Bueller's Day Off - the classic 1980s movie about a cocky young kid who bunks off school. Can't think why. So how would this film play out? Raheem would get his prank-calling pal Daniel Sturridge to help him bunk off Brendan Rodgers: "Er… Mr Sturridge, sir? I think I owe you an apology…" Daniel Sturrige: "Well, I should say youdown in the coming weeks.The Sun says City could still face a Champions League ban 'within weeks' - despite asking the Court of Arbitration for Sport to throw out UEFA's case against them.UEFA's investigators want City to be banned from Europe's prem do! I tell you Raheem's sick… and you insult me! I mean, what the hell is the matter with you, anyway?" Brendan Rodgers would sde Lionel Messi.The Frenchman has praised the Argentinian for his down to earth nature, which he says makes it easy to get along with him."He's the best plcontent_imgayer in the world," Lenglet told L'Est Republicain. "But I also consider him a friend in the drtruggle to find him "Sterling? Sterling? Sterling?" "Anyone? Anyone? Really, really struggle to find him "I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind." But it would turn out that Raheem was right under his nose the whole time, living it up in the city "Let's go to Liverpool's famous Walker Art Gallery so I can stare deeply and intently at some artwork to convey my inner frustration… at not being allowed to join Manchester City." With the big finale being Raheem's incredibly brazen performance of Twist and Shout for his adoring public "I know! If I sing a song by famous Liverpudlians The Beatles, maybe the locals will love me again… and let me go and join Manchester City." Works, doesn't it? We could even use the same final line from the original - only in our version, we'd have it delivered by Liverpool fans, to Raheem: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it…" Will Raheem Sterling join Manchester City this summer?12000+ VOTES SO FAR
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